Rafter Of Whimsy Mugs

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Do it yourself books.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Mother Goose's Haiku

Woman throwing giant pot.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

A Poet

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"I think that I shall never see a lawsuit lovely as a tree." "Don't go soft on us, Lenny."

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."