Rafter Of Whimsy Gifts

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Do it yourself books.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Storm in a magic lamp.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Mother Goose's Haiku

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

A Poet

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"I think that I shall never see a lawsuit lovely as a tree." "Don't go soft on us, Lenny."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

James Russell Lowell

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."