Wizard Of Whims T-Shirts

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"Recalculating route..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

Meter Maid

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Debug

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Quwaket

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Owl

Does a bear poop in the Christmas tree lot?

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

"Any word yet on FDA approval?"

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

Eugene Ionesco.