Navigator Of Whimsy T-Shirts

In one mile, go over the river. Then continue through the woods to your destination. Grandmother GPS.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Jack in the box on strike.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Jumble Sale

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

For services to Tourism. . .

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.