Navigator Of Whimsy Gifts

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Jack in the box on strike.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Women who Read Too Much

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Dog Book Club

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Jumble Sale

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."