Weather Warden Mugs

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

That party went well.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

I hate monday mornings.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.