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'Water...Water...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I'll take ten, please.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Starving explorer.

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Award Winning Photographer

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

igloo smoking zone...

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Scuba Skater

Surf and turf.

Car Water Skiing.

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Xtreme Orson

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

Pure Adrenaline.

Extreme Filing

The plein air painters of Kansas