Adventurer In Harsh Climates Pillows

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Football fan

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Award Winning Photographer

Rats! Frozen again!

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Ice Whaling

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.