Cool Climate Adventurer Pillows

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Ice Fishing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Award Winning Photographer

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Ice Whaling

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."