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"Somewhere, anywhere cold."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'Boat Launch'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Award Winning Photographer

Rats! Frozen again!

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

Ice Whaling

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'