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"Somewhere, anywhere cold."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Boat Launch'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Award Winning Photographer

Rats! Frozen again!

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Ice Whaling

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'