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"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Pushy Dog

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Chilli

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

Hells Snack Shack.

'Too much spice?'

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"