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"Maybe I should've picked up that ice cube maker."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Pushy Dog

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Chilli

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'Too much spice?'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"

Canoes

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

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