Cold Weather Commentator Gifts

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snow flake

A sure sign of rain

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Electric Blanket.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Why giraffes hate winter

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

The Reason for Storms

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Greco-polar wrestling

Walken On Clouds

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"See a trend?"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

The original sundial.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Leaky Weather Magazine.