Cold Weather Commentator Mugs

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snow flake

A sure sign of rain

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Electric Blanket.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Why giraffes hate winter

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

The Reason for Storms

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Weather today.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Walken On Clouds

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"See a trend?"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Greco-polar wrestling

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

The original sundial.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'