Cold Weather Critic Gifts

Winter Coat

'I'd be warm as toast only for busybody do-gooders like you!'

Everyone is getting tired of the cold, snowy weather.

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"I hate this time of year."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Football fan

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Say, I just had a thought

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Ice Fishing.

"I surprise you every year!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."