Cold Weather Witticist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who finds humor in the chill? Our collection celebrates the witty side of cold weather lovers with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These playful yet thoughtful gifts brighten up winter days and bring a smile to anyone who enjoys a good laugh amidst the frost. Whether they’re a snow enthusiast, a snowball thrower, or just someone who loves witty winter puns, you'll find something that captures their cold-weather charm.

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'My teeth and I don't sleep together.' mockup

'My teeth and I don't sleep together.'

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"All natural snow cones for sale." mockup

"All natural snow cones for sale."

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it! mockup

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

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"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?" mockup

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

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'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?' mockup

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

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"I love this time of year."

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'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.' mockup

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

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"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!" mockup

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

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"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!" mockup

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

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Weather today.

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Greco-polar wrestling

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'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!' mockup

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!" mockup

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

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'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?' mockup

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

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'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.' mockup

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

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'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?' mockup

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

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Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium). mockup

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

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Eskimo Breaking Wind

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"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..." mockup

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

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'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!' mockup

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

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"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!" mockup

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

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Winter Coat

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'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.' mockup

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

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How to Get Rid of All the Snow

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"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold." mockup

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

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"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming." mockup

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

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Deep Snow All Around

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"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?" mockup

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

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"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot." mockup

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

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Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.' mockup

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

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'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!' mockup

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

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"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off." mockup

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

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Cold Weather Witticist Gifts Collection

Cold Weather Witticist Mugs

Discover more witty mugs that warm up cold days—perfect for anyone who loves clever winter humor and brightening mornings.

Cold Weather Witticist Pillows

Snuggle up with our funny and clever pillows, perfect for adding warmth and humor to any cozy winter spot.

Cold Weather Witticist Prints

Find more winter-inspired witty prints to brighten up your space and celebrate the cold with clever, funny art.

Cold Weather Witticist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts designed for cold weather buffs who like to stay stylish and humorous, even in the chilliest seasons.