Cold Weather Witticist Pillows

'My teeth and I don't sleep together.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I love this time of year."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

My tail's cold.

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Winter Coat

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

Deep Snow All Around

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

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