Winter Critic Gifts

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'No ice.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowyphus

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Midwest Winter Items.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

"It's her first snowman."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"