Winter Critic Prints

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'No ice.'

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"It's her first snowman."

'No, I'm not running rabbits past your snow fort!'

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