Unpredictable Weather Navigators Gifts

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Why giraffes hate winter

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Try not to worry.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

US Winter Weather Map.

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Tourists and GPS

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

"Look on the bright side - if you're having a midlife crisis at 40, you have 40 more years to live."

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

"It says it might be a bit warmer tomorrow!"

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

Survivalists Snack Stop.

Earthquake Insurance

"We had lots of calls from people wanting to get away during the fuel crisis..."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie ™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Crabby Lady, Why don't you do like everyone else does and do something totally our of character for you. Like ride a Harley. Or adopt an orphan from an impoverished land ... or like being NICE for once. That last one would totally weird everybody out. "Sincerely," Arnold S. Cleveland. Ok, rather than say what I really want to s

"Cyberspace ate my homework."

"You're lucky. Your comb over grows in the direction of the prevailing winds."