Unpredictable Weather Navigators Pillows

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Why giraffes hate winter

Try not to worry.

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

US Winter Weather Map.

Tourists and GPS

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Only twelve more hours to go, what are you hoping to bag?!!"

'I'm sure I'll be able to blame something on this, later in life.'

'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

"Look on the bright side - if you're having a midlife crisis at 40, you have 40 more years to live."

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'

"It says it might be a bit warmer tomorrow!"

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

'I'm in a period of transition right now.'

Earthquake Insurance

Survivalists Snack Stop.

"We had lots of calls from people wanting to get away during the fuel crisis..."

"Cyberspace ate my homework."

"They say this is the 'new normal.' What's 'normal'?"

"You're lucky. Your comb over grows in the direction of the prevailing winds."