Snack Storm Navigator Gifts

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Department of Nanotechnology

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Daisy Diaper Service

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Baby's high fibre diet

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'Drop the can opener!'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'