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'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

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'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Dog's Sandwich

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Baby's high fibre diet

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."