Snack Sprinter Gifts

Burger Discus

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

To do before Saturday...

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Pull and all nighter...

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Fast Food Dieter

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Breakfast surreal.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"