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Not a happy camper.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Valet park only"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

Car party.

Adopt a highway

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

Drive safely.

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Second Chance Exit.

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Boating trip

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Next lawyer 3 miles.

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'