Stack Stumbler Gifts

Sport in library

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Top - Perhaps

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"I call it angle-poise"

Jobs for graduates

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Book Neck

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

Balancing Act.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Bowled out.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

"You said it was OK to make our office more like home. Well, this is how I live at home."

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Movember

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'