Ice Stumbler T-Shirts

Skater falls, judges score cards say OOOOF!

'No ice.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Rubik's ice cube.

Ice-Cube-IV

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

The Snowcow

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Sport in library

Igloo Windfarm.

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

Ice Fishing

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Slipping Insurance $5.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

Foot in ice cube.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."