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"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Ice shelfie.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The Path

Lovers in a tree

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Rubbish and Everest

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Danger: Falling animals

"You call this ice?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"I like to stay on top of things."