Ice Climber T-Shirts

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Ice shelfie.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Snowman ice fishing.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Lovers in a tree

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You call this ice?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."