Ice Climbing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Ice Skater

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Bored?'

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

Rubbish and Everest

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"You call this ice?"

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"We used to be cooler."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"It's John Paul Yeti."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

Ice skating