Ski Slope Schemer T-Shirts

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Balloon ski lift

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

Skiing

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Where is Wally?'

'Watch out!'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Colorado skier

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

Better than Chekhov

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'