Slope Sketcher T-Shirts

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

twist building

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Hockey Goal

Winter Roadwork...

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Border Guard

And now bring the girls!

Artist Satying in the Country

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Considerate Criticism.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier