Slope Sketcher T-Shirts

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

twist building

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

The first floating city experiences floating urban sprawl.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Hockey Goal

Winter Roadwork...

Artist Satying in the Country

And now bring the girls!

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Border Guard

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Considerate Criticism.

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'