Smooth Sketcher T-Shirts

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Bryan Ferry

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Mutation D614G

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

twist building

The Language of Love

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Hockey Goal

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"You bought an airbrush?"

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Spring Painter

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

Candy Art Study

Schmoozing 101

'Your face isn't familiar, but your line is.'