Smooth Sketcher Prints

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Bryan Ferry

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Mutation D614G

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

twist building

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

The Language of Love

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Hockey Goal

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Spring Painter

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"I prefer to think of it as travel size."

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

"You bought an airbrush?"

Candy Art Study

Schmoozing 101

'Your face isn't familiar, but your line is.'