Slope Simulator Prints

"That's the trouble with the nursery slopes, crowded with ski-ing nannies!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

And now bring the girls!

"You sure you've done this before."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Skiing

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

"I've never skied paper before."

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

"I am snowploughing!"