Slope Starter Pillows

'You sure you've done this before?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiing Accidents.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

False starts.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

Skiing

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Musical Ski Lift

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

Experts only

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

"I am snowploughing!"

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Learning to Ski.