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Skiers

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Ski-ers.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

Skiing

"You sure you've done this before."

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'

Skier.

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

"I've never skied paper before."

Colorado skier