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Skiers

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Ski-ers.

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"You sure you've done this before."

Skiing

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

And now bring the girls!

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

Skier.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

"I've never skied paper before."

Colorado skier