Ski Slope Escapist Mugs

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

First aid in mountains

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Skier and his dog.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Balloon ski lift

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'