Holiday Escapist Gifts

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

5pm Christmas Eve - "I suppose I'd better go and do my christmas shopping."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Home early sir ?'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"Tell your correspondent that a fact finding tour of the under developed countreid is not a picnic."

'Looks like Harvey's entered his holiday mode.'

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Back to the Holidays

Hello from the lakes!

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

Roscoe's Great Escape

"How to deal with weeds."

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'Quit complaining. Isn't it nice to have the beach to ourselves?'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!