Annual Tax Return Gifts

Man posting letter to the IRS.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"#Win!"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Business is off the chart.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Temporarily Unavailable

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'

Energy saving mode

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

Falling Prices

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

Working holiday.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'I'll be away on a month's holiday, so I'm giving you all your shots at once.'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."