New Tax Year Gifts

When accountants let their hair down.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cimafunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Be Healthy

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'