"Today, the U.S. budget, the Dow Jones, and the universe all expanded to uncharted territory."
Fiscal Year Gifts
Looking for a creative way to acknowledge the start or end of the fiscal year? Our collection of fun and witty products offers unique options for accountants, finance teams, and business leaders. Celebrate financial milestones with gifts that bring humor and pride to professional achievements. Whether it's a humorous mug, a stylish print, or a cozy pillow, our items are designed to add a lighthearted touch to serious business moments. Make this fiscal year memorable with a gift that’s as clever as it is thoughtful.
The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.
In basket-case.
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"
21st century water cooler conversations.
"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."
'Salaries Manager. No.'
What My Day Feels Like
Annual profits,
'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'
'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'
"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."
"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."
The Salesman
'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'
"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."
Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.
'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'
"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."
"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"
"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."
"I think it was an election year."
"How is the budget forecast looking?"
"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"
'Now this is my kind of green!'
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
Smiling businessman with rising profits
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'
Fiscal Year Gifts Collection
Fiscal Year Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the fiscal year. Find the perfect witty or humorous design to brighten your coffee routine.
Fiscal Year Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows with fiscal year themes—ideal for office decor or a cheeky gift for finance fans.
Fiscal Year Prints
Discover stylish prints that capture the spirit of the fiscal year. Perfect for decorating an office or home workspace.
Fiscal Year T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for celebrating the fiscal year. Great for team events or adding some fun to your workwear.