End Of The Fiscal Year Gifts

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

In basket-case.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Work Parfait

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

What My Day Feels Like

Exam

Annual profits,

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'