End Of The Fiscal Year Pillows

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

In basket-case.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Work Parfait

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

What My Day Feels Like

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Exam

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

The Salesman

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'