New Fiscal Year Gifts

"Happy fiscal year to you, too!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

In basket-case.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Reach for the Star.

21st century water cooler conversations.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cimafunk

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Be Healthy

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

What My Day Feels Like

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'