New Fiscal Year Pillows

"Happy fiscal year to you, too!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

In basket-case.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

21st century water cooler conversations.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What My Day Feels Like

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"