New Tax Year Pillows

When accountants let their hair down.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Reach for the Star.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Be Healthy

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"We have an acronym!"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."