New Year Sales Pillows

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Come dine with me!

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Larry's used art

2021

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay