New Years Pillows

The Month of January

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Sloaney Pony.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cimafunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Be Healthy

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Champagne

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'