New Year's Day Pillows

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

Good intentions last a month on average

Linguaphone language course, "Congratulations, this course should last two weeks before you give up along with all your other resolutions"

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

Happy New Year

"I don't want to start the year off on the wrong foot, so I'm staying bed all day."

'happy gnu year.'

"I think next year things will really be different."

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'

"I have low expectations for this year."

Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!

"Just keep going for 12 months."

"It's a Bermudez New Year's tradition! While adults reflect peacefully on the previous 12 months...the children clean the entire house."

"My new years resolution is to stop belittling others...hang on and I'll ask mister two-fries-short of a Happy Meal, what his is."

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

'Have you made a New Year's Resolution?'

"You think you had it bad? I didn't even get a childhood!"

Old Father Time handing over to the New Year

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

I love the optimism on new year's day! Yeah, breaking the seal on a new year is link unpacking a new gadget. It's all shiny and it seems like in some way, big or small, your life is going to get better

"Dear Diary, I'm so excited about next year. It's a time for fresh starts and saying goodbye to those annoying things that make life crummy."

2020 knocks down lady liberty

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."

I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but that I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything.