New Year's Pillows

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

New Year's Resolutions: 1. Be more decisive. 2. Ummmm...

Gym Resolutions

'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'

New Years Resolution.

"I think I can". (train)

'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'

'I've decided that instead og becoming a new me this year, I'll just get a new you!'

Resolutions.

Dog New Year's Eve Party

'I'm really serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions were always in one year and out the other.'

"Nope, no New Year's resolutions for me this year—I'm still working on a backlog dating from '87."

Who am I kidding?

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

1080P New Year's Resolution

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

"New year's resolution - respect pedestrians!"

"Ever since his new year resolution to give up thinking he's been really happy."

'I'm graphing the likelihood of me keeping this New Year's resolutions based on all of my previous resolutions. It doesn't look good for me.'

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"I'm still not quite happy with it...The aspirations are clear but there still seems to be too much flexibility around the targets."

"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."

But Mum, you said write down your resolutions. (Child has written on the wall in makeup).

"Everything on my bucket list was canceled out by my new year's resolutions."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'

Snowman Building