New Year's Day T-Shirts

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

Cans, Bottles. Newspapers. New Year's Resolutions.

Good intentions last a month on average

Linguaphone language course, "Congratulations, this course should last two weeks before you give up along with all your other resolutions"

Make your resolutions achievable.

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I don't want to start the year off on the wrong foot, so I'm staying bed all day."

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'happy gnu year.'

"I think next year things will really be different."

Happy New Year

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

2020 knocks down lady liberty

"I have low expectations for this year."

"My new years resolution is to stop belittling others...hang on and I'll ask mister two-fries-short of a Happy Meal, what his is."

Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

Old Father Time handing over to the New Year

"You think you had it bad? I didn't even get a childhood!"

I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but that I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'Have you made a New Year's Resolution?'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"I hope that isn't some sort of an omen, Dear!"

"It's a Bermudez New Year's tradition! While adults reflect peacefully on the previous 12 months...the children clean the entire house."

"I'm gonna sleep later, eat more junk food and continue my unreasonable fascination with cool cars."

"Dear Diary, I'm so excited about next year. It's a time for fresh starts and saying goodbye to those annoying things that make life crummy."

"Just keep going for 12 months."